YanPeng
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Wednesday, October 7, 2009 4:48 AM
Hi everyone, I'm pleased to announce that I've decided to do an ad hoc blog project because I'm down with something called Acute Gastric Flu and am stuck home on at least 2 days' MC with nothing to do but to complain.
I should be happy that this AGF thing isn't crippling me with pain and I can actually function as per normal. I therefore managed to finish watching Wide Sargasso Sea, the entire series of Youtube's funny, stupid and banned advertisements and even went against my own moral principles by playing MapleStory.
Sadly, I have to be stuck at home because though AGF is causing me to poop at extremely random moments and has decreased my poop control time to practically 10 seconds. So I need, need, NEED to be within 20 - 35 footsteps radius from a toilet to avoid the unspeakable from taking place.
My brother found my predicament very funny and wrote a song for me that was modelled after The Ting Tings' 'That's not my name'.
It goes something like
有~ 人~ 一直~ 在大便
(Are~ You~ Calling~ Me Darling)
I wanted to choke him to death with a wad of toilet paper.
But apparently, I have no right to do so because my frequent toilet trips are a severe cause of air pollution in the kitchen. It's so serious that my dad bought AmbiPure Lavender Toilet Spray back from NTUC to mitigate the erm, air problem.
I deserve to be fined by the Ministry of Health for endangering the safety of my family's lungs. I am so ashamed.
The worst thing is the doctor told me very kindly that she can't stop this pooping spree because it is better for the virus to be out than in. So all I can do is sit home and wait and eat the isotonic medicine she gives me.
And I can't even eat! The mooncakes in the fridge miss me already :(
Wish me a quick recovery everyone.
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Wednesday, July 8, 2009 5:48 AM
I miss LuoHui.
I want to burn her Grade 8 exam piece booklet because the sight of it is making me sick.
I'm terrified of the Grade 8 exam on Friday.
I will knock myself out on the piano if my examiner is female.
I'm probably going to have a panic attack soon.
Urgh. Scared siaaaa.
And I dunno why but I particularly miss LuoHui right now.
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Sunday, July 5, 2009 6:13 AM
Midyears was devestating!
But alas, the important thing is that it's over and I celebrated that last night by generally behaving like a crazy 12 year old with my cousins.
I am not going to go into specifics about what I did because it's embarrassing. I henceforth kindly hint to you that the fun I had involved a supermarket and lots of trolley crashing and the receiving of unpleasant looks from our unwilling victims.
I'm so childish and bad HAHAHA.
Feeling guilty that we trashed the above supermarket, we bought cereal and returned to my ahma's house, where I forced everyone to camwhore because I was high.
[See how deprived I am of fun? I get high from irritating shoppers/shop owners.]
The Cerealfaced Cousins
See the peace signs on everyone's hands?
This shows my great influencial powers okay. All I said was '1, 2, 3, PEACE!' and all of them did it. So cute right, my cousins.
I have a newfound obsession with cereal boxes man.
Jamming tomorrow! Can't wait to do the new songs :]
Oh yeah, I'm totally suggesting MJ's Billie Jean for the next jam session. I'm in love with it.
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Sunday, May 10, 2009 7:17 AM
I have so mucccchhh to write about but my fingers are rebelling again and I've reached a whole new level of laziness to not bother to post my pictures up here.
So you guys shall have to make do with a super brief summary of SYF.
Tuesday was SYF day, and I woke up feeling like the little kid going to the amusement park for the first time ever. I could literally feel the excitement and nervousness diffuse into my bloodstream.
Bad combination. I ended up being pretty darn hyper and restless on the bus. Sorry Fatty, you're always the one who has to tolerate my insane Happy-Tree-Friend-ish behaviour in the mornings :]
The whole preparation process leading to 1715 was great. The choir felt like a choir and I must say that the whole chaotic mess with all the bathing and drying of hair and super speed makeup and fitting into those dammit tight costumes was totally awwweeesommme.
I thought our performance was pretty good :D
And Ubi Caritas was seriously kickass!
Am proud of RVCS, and am happy with the silver!
Ms Ek was so sweet after the performance, what with her wearing a matching outfit and little pep talk.
But I must say I was pretty sad that Ms Tham wasn't with us when the results were announced and that we didn't even get to see her when we left.
She is the choir's inspiration and the one person whom all of us look up to and the only person who will be so immensely tolerant and patient with us. I love her to bits and I wanna see her soooon.
Yeah so that's it for SYF.
Right now the one main thing I'm excited about is the chalet next saturday!
Haha my Ahma totally asked Fatty to come along so that'll be fun :D
Okay I know I sound very unlike myself and ridiculously hyper in this post but that's because I got the urge to blog and I need to do it in like 5 mins because I don't wanna miss a single bit of Harper's Island.
Right then,
GOODBYE PEOPLE!
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Friday, April 17, 2009 8:06 PM
I have no right to be unhappy, do I?
I love 5L!
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7:25 PM
Firstly, I'm sorry.
Secondly, I'll never get enough courage to talk to you like how you did yesterday so I'm glad you did.
Thirdly, I promise to never not explain my behaviour.
Lastly, I LOVE YOU!
[Will Manhole kill me if he reads this? HAHAHA.]
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Thursday, April 16, 2009 6:28 PM
3 things-
1. I'm embarrassingly addicted to Lily Allen.
2. I should get a tagboard.
3. I should stop my boycott of Facebook?
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Wednesday, October 7, 2009 4:48 AM
Hi everyone, I'm pleased to announce that I've decided to do an ad hoc blog project because I'm down with something called Acute Gastric Flu and am stuck home on at least 2 days' MC with nothing to do but to complain.
I should be happy that this AGF thing isn't crippling me with pain and I can actually function as per normal. I therefore managed to finish watching Wide Sargasso Sea, the entire series of Youtube's funny, stupid and banned advertisements and even went against my own moral principles by playing MapleStory.
Sadly, I have to be stuck at home because though AGF is causing me to poop at extremely random moments and has decreased my poop control time to practically 10 seconds. So I need, need, NEED to be within 20 - 35 footsteps radius from a toilet to avoid the unspeakable from taking place.
My brother found my predicament very funny and wrote a song for me that was modelled after The Ting Tings' 'That's not my name'.
It goes something like
有~ 人~ 一直~ 在大便
(Are~ You~ Calling~ Me Darling)
I wanted to choke him to death with a wad of toilet paper.
But apparently, I have no right to do so because my frequent toilet trips are a severe cause of air pollution in the kitchen. It's so serious that my dad bought AmbiPure Lavender Toilet Spray back from NTUC to mitigate the erm, air problem.
I deserve to be fined by the Ministry of Health for endangering the safety of my family's lungs. I am so ashamed.
The worst thing is the doctor told me very kindly that she can't stop this pooping spree because it is better for the virus to be out than in. So all I can do is sit home and wait and eat the isotonic medicine she gives me.
And I can't even eat! The mooncakes in the fridge miss me already :(
Wish me a quick recovery everyone.
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Wednesday, July 8, 2009 5:48 AM
I miss LuoHui.
I want to burn her Grade 8 exam piece booklet because the sight of it is making me sick.
I'm terrified of the Grade 8 exam on Friday.
I will knock myself out on the piano if my examiner is female.
I'm probably going to have a panic attack soon.
Urgh. Scared siaaaa.
And I dunno why but I particularly miss LuoHui right now.
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Sunday, July 5, 2009 6:13 AM
Midyears was devestating!
But alas, the important thing is that it's over and I celebrated that last night by generally behaving like a crazy 12 year old with my cousins.
I am not going to go into specifics about what I did because it's embarrassing. I henceforth kindly hint to you that the fun I had involved a supermarket and lots of trolley crashing and the receiving of unpleasant looks from our unwilling victims.
I'm so childish and bad HAHAHA.
Feeling guilty that we trashed the above supermarket, we bought cereal and returned to my ahma's house, where I forced everyone to camwhore because I was high.
[See how deprived I am of fun? I get high from irritating shoppers/shop owners.]
The Cerealfaced Cousins
See the peace signs on everyone's hands?
This shows my great influencial powers okay. All I said was '1, 2, 3, PEACE!' and all of them did it. So cute right, my cousins.
I have a newfound obsession with cereal boxes man.
Jamming tomorrow! Can't wait to do the new songs :]
Oh yeah, I'm totally suggesting MJ's Billie Jean for the next jam session. I'm in love with it.
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Sunday, May 10, 2009 7:17 AM
I have so mucccchhh to write about but my fingers are rebelling again and I've reached a whole new level of laziness to not bother to post my pictures up here.
So you guys shall have to make do with a super brief summary of SYF.
Tuesday was SYF day, and I woke up feeling like the little kid going to the amusement park for the first time ever. I could literally feel the excitement and nervousness diffuse into my bloodstream.
Bad combination. I ended up being pretty darn hyper and restless on the bus. Sorry Fatty, you're always the one who has to tolerate my insane Happy-Tree-Friend-ish behaviour in the mornings :]
The whole preparation process leading to 1715 was great. The choir felt like a choir and I must say that the whole chaotic mess with all the bathing and drying of hair and super speed makeup and fitting into those dammit tight costumes was totally awwweeesommme.
I thought our performance was pretty good :D
And Ubi Caritas was seriously kickass!
Am proud of RVCS, and am happy with the silver!
Ms Ek was so sweet after the performance, what with her wearing a matching outfit and little pep talk.
But I must say I was pretty sad that Ms Tham wasn't with us when the results were announced and that we didn't even get to see her when we left.
She is the choir's inspiration and the one person whom all of us look up to and the only person who will be so immensely tolerant and patient with us. I love her to bits and I wanna see her soooon.
Yeah so that's it for SYF.
Right now the one main thing I'm excited about is the chalet next saturday!
Haha my Ahma totally asked Fatty to come along so that'll be fun :D
Okay I know I sound very unlike myself and ridiculously hyper in this post but that's because I got the urge to blog and I need to do it in like 5 mins because I don't wanna miss a single bit of Harper's Island.
Right then,
GOODBYE PEOPLE!
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Friday, April 17, 2009 8:06 PM
I have no right to be unhappy, do I?
I love 5L!
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7:25 PM
Firstly, I'm sorry.
Secondly, I'll never get enough courage to talk to you like how you did yesterday so I'm glad you did.
Thirdly, I promise to never not explain my behaviour.
Lastly, I LOVE YOU!
[Will Manhole kill me if he reads this? HAHAHA.]
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Thursday, April 16, 2009 6:28 PM
3 things-
1. I'm embarrassingly addicted to Lily Allen.
2. I should get a tagboard.
3. I should stop my boycott of Facebook?
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